alex - graphic design student, movie enthusiast, all arround weirdo, almost blind dipshit and amateur cook
Youtubers bring me so much joy on those “hard to get through-days”.
They make me feel less alone.
I don’t know how they manage to pull smiles out on my lips, even on a day like this, but I appreciate it so much.
Thank you, everyone.
i need to follow people who like the same as me and make some friends pls
- METALLICA
- guns n’ roses
- black sabbath
- panic! at the disco
- fall out boy
- my chemical romance
- kiss
- judas priest
- queen
- the pretty reckless
- foo fighters
- nirvana
- soundgarden
- stone sour
- iron maiden
- twenty one pilots
- muse
- oasis
- the killers
- paramore
- blink-182
- green day
- AC/DC
- linkin park
- radiohead
- audioslave
- pink floyd
- scorpions
- led zeppelin
- pearl jam
- red hot chili peppers
- rise against
Client: Wait, did YOU draw this?
Me: Well, yeah… that’s why you hired me.
Client: Oh! I thought you just took this from google and changed the words!
Me: No… that would be illegal.
Client: Huh!
Client: How’s the project coming? We are approaching deadline.
Me: I’ve asked you for a due date several times and you still haven’t provided one. What is the deadline?
Client: There isn’t one, but we are approaching it.
I guess I’m on schedule.
Picking colors from the color picker in Photoshop with a client looking over my shoulder:
Client: I want a sapphire blue, I don’t know if your software has that blue, just type in sapphire and let’s see…
Me: …
Later, when we did find a color the client liked.
Client: I was thinking I want to name it Cat’s Eye, but you know what we could do? We could spell it with a K to make it more original! You know? Wouldn’t that be cool?
I’m pretty sure the client thinks we invented the color.
I was working a flyer design for a client which was letter sized.
Client: The flyer looks nice, but it’s too small.
Me: I checked the size. It’s 8.5x11, but I’ll send it again.
Client: It’s still small.
I go over to her screen to see she was viewing it zoomed out to 25%. I pressed command +.
Client: Oh that’s perfect!
A client sent me images to put on their website. One of the images was the front of a house and yard.
Client: Can you turn this around, to show the backyard?
Me: No. It doesn’t work that way.
Client: You just don’t want to even try do you!
Me: You can’t turn a picture around to show something that isn’t there.
Client: It is very easy! You just turn the picture around to show the backyard!
Me: …
Unfortunately, this isn’t the only client who has asked me to do this.
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